How to Speak Like a Chavette (Female Chav)

Co-authored by Dan Klein

Last Updated: February 7, 2025

So babes, you looking round for how to speak like a Chavette? (We ain't ALL perfect, right?) Well, here you go! It's the best prezzie ever, innit!!!

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Also, try to find any of the 'Diary of a Chav' books by Grace Dent - They are a big help!^{[1]
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This will help to get into the habit of saying it.
Especially within a monologue : for example, "I was like... an' she was like.... an' 'e was like .... "
Instead : "'ere you go !"^{[4]
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It's an invite to a meet, innit !^{[5]
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for example: "That were a well good lesson! Ms________ is a proper good teacher, like!" This will make you sound natural.
This will make you look fake and stupid. Instead, try out one new word at a time.^{[6]
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Aitches are to be dropped (this has no chav status in North/Midlands, where it's normal). ^{[7]
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Research source} But when saying the letter aitch, pronounce it "haitch" (ditto)
Don't act like you're trying too hard!

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It doesn't matter what your nationality is, if you practice and get a voice coach, you can do it.

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Don’t do this at work or at job interviews. You may not be taken seriously.
Use the word "fit" instead of "attractive." It works for both genders.
Use the word "minging" instead of "ugly" or "disgusting."

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People may not like the new way you speak. Only make the change if you have thick skin and can stick up for yourself!

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Don't put anybody down! Always be nice, just say it in a different way!

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Because the word "chav" is often used as an insult, be mindful of how associating certain behaviors with a "chavvy" personality may be perceived by others.

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Swearing is proper chavvy, but it isn't pleasant. Don't use bad language! Especially around younger children.

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